Heteronormative-jerk reflex.

Hey, sometimes you just gotta watch gay porn.

posted by Gibson Twist on 10 Nov 2012 08:14 am

@Gibson Twist: But when you're in said porn.. doesn't it make it weird?

posted by qazox on 10 Nov 2012 09:38 pm

If you're in it, it's not "watching gay porn," it's "reminiscing."

posted by HumalaDuck (Guest) on 10 Nov 2012 11:29 pm

Bewaaaare the Grope Fu!

posted by Laura (Guest) on 11 Nov 2012 02:11 am

@qazox: I'd say that's between you and your god, but I don't think Lisette was in that porn, just into it.

posted by Gibson Twist on 11 Nov 2012 10:38 am

@Laura: not the most practical form of self defense, but it'll definitely throw an attacker off guard if you grope the hell out of them.
worst case scenario, there's always 'monkey steals the peach' - the ultimate Grope Fu technique.

@qazox and Gibson Twist: Lisette was definitely not in that porn. She would've been... extremely illegal when it was made.

posted by reverendjack on 12 Nov 2012 01:30 am

Heh. Monkey Steals the Peach. The question is, would it actually be effective on women, or only succeed in pissing them off?

posted by The_Hankerchief on 13 Nov 2012 07:28 pm

Lisette. Get out of the closet dear.

posted by December on 17 Jan 2013 04:34 am